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1) We aren’t toys, you can’t use us.
2) Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
3) Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
4) We think about you ALL THE TIME.
5) We wanna look good for you, so try to notice.
6) Never ask if it’s that time of the month.
7) Never comment on how much a girl eats… Ever.
8) We’re sorry, Channing Tatum just IS hot… Get over it!!!
9) Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn’t want us to know about is considered cheating.
10) Don’t talk bout sex and being horny, it turns us off.
11) If we can admit we’re wrong you’d better be able to do the same.
12) The “little things” in a relationship are really the biggest.
13) Don’t screw us over… We’ll have you hunt down.
14) We’re sensitive too… Be gentle (and we’re not talking about our hearts.)
15) We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
16) If we happen to trip, fall, etc., while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh, we will be too, unless we get hurt.
17) We will leave if you lie.
18) Don’t cheat. Thinking about you all over another girl isn’t a good feeling.
19) If we think we’re fat, don’t comment.
20) For the record: We’d rather you break up with us than cheat.
21) We can tell when your not listening.
22) We’re not perfect, so deal with it.
23) When we say were cold that’s an invitation to come closer.
24) We don’t care how big your sweatshirt is… Give it to us.
25) Sing to us even if you suck.
26) Understand our best friends mean the world to us.
27) We love when you come up behind us and give us a hug and whisper in our ear.